By Jocelle Koh

作詞：李格弟    作曲：倪子岡
半夜一點的無邪浪蕩睡衣姐妹 In the middle of the night 1am these innocent dissolute pajama-clad girls
清晨五點的萬人登山體操大會 5am at the break of dawn ten thousand climb mountains for their aerobics session
六零年代歐洲前衛地下導演討論會 A 60s themed directors’ meeting on Europe’s avant garde underground culture
九零年代偶像復出簽名握手擁抱會 A 90s themed idol session where autographs are exchanged and hugs and handshakes given

零下五十度北極探險為期十幾天 -50 degrees north pole experience for a period of ten days
撒哈拉酷熱絕對崩潰生存考驗 Sahara awesome hot survival test experience
三天兩夜集體K歌歇斯底里的宣泄 Three days and two nights karaoke marathon to vent out hysteria
芳香精油深度放鬆無意識催眠 The scent of aromatic oils cause deep relaxation and hypnosis

文藝裝逼亂世盛裝派對 the cultured stereotype forces mess World dress-up parties
女神豐乳肥臀九頭身材 A female goddess with a rocking body
男神彎弓射雕六塊肌排 Male sex god with a six pack that can rival condor heroes
比錢更重要的是人魚線 What is even more important than money is whether you have a V line

管你小眾大眾我呸 Who cares whether it’s a big audience or a small one I say Pooh
管你是小清新是重口味我呸 Who cares if you’re an innocent flower or someone more colourful I say Pooh
管你是那一類甲蟲我呸 我呸 都呸 都Play Who cares what kind of beetle you are I say Pooh Everything Pooh Everything must play

什麼都喜歡什麼都會什麼都 Everything also like Everything also know Everything also
什麼都喜歡什麼都會什麼都Everything also like Everything also know Everything also
什麼都喜歡什麼都會什麼都Everything also like Everything also know Everything also
什麼都喜歡什麼都會Everything also like Everything also know Everything also
什麼都呸都Play Everything also Pooh Everything must Play
都呸都Play Everything I Pooh Everything must play
都呸都Play Everything I Pooh Everything must play
都呸都Play Everything I Pooh Everything must play

星期三下午與文青男友的約會 Wednesday afternoon having a date with the cultured boy
全套文藝少女裝備讓他非常陶醉 Entirely dressed like a cultured youth causing him to be mesmerised
星期五二十四小時洗衣店讀海明威 Friday 24/7 sitting in a Laundromat reading hemingway
網路上五十個分身匿名一點都不累 On the internet you have 50 anonymous selves but you’re not even a bit tired

文藝裝逼亂世盛裝派對 the cultured stereotype forces mess World dress-up parties
女神豐乳肥臀九頭身材 A female goddess with a rocking body
男神彎弓射雕六塊肌排 Male sex god with a six pack that can rival condor heroes
比錢更重要的是人魚線 What is even more important than money is whether you have a V line

管你小眾大眾我呸 Who cares whether it’s a big audience or a small one I say Pooh
管你是小清新是重口味我呸 Who cares if you’re an innocent flower or someone more colourful I say Pooh
管你是那一類甲蟲我呸 我呸 都呸 都Play Who cares what kind of beetle you are I say Pooh Everything Pooh Everything must play

什麼都喜歡什麼都會什麼都Everything also like Everything also know Everything also
什麼都喜歡什麼都會什麼都Everything also like Everything also know Everything also
什麼都喜歡什麼都會 Everything also like Everything also know
什麼都呸都Play Everything also I say Pooh Everything must play
都呸都Play Everything Pooh Everything must play

管你後衛前衛我呸 Who cares if you’re backwards-garde or avant-garde I say pooh
管你原創拷貝我play who cares if your original works are copied I’ll play
管你是那一種馬鈴薯我呸 我呸 都呸 都Play Who cares what kind of potato you are I say Pooh Everything Pooh Everything must play

什麼都喜歡什麼都會什麼都 Everything also like Everything also know Everything also
什麼都喜歡什麼都會什麼都Everything also like Everything also know Everything also
什麼都喜歡什麼都會 Everything also like everything also know
什麼都呸都Play Everything I say Pooh  Everything must play
都呸都Play Everything I say pooh Everything must play